I received an email promo from a reputable porn company advertising their latest product, "Suck It Bitch" Spray. Now, the idea sounds exciting at first and the name does give me a slight quiver, but here's my take on it. It deadens your throat, using Benzocaine, a well known numbing agent. "What's wrong with that?". you say. Can you even imagine the damage you could do to your throat if you can't feel anything while some big dick top is face-fucking you with glee, slamming his rigid cock back against your Pharynx completely oblivious of any tissue damage he could be inflicting? That's not sex, that's rape. That's not a blow job, it's battery. And it could land the cocksucker in the hospital faster than you can say, "Please Sir?". Don't do it. It's stupid. We all have sensation so we can maintain healthy physical limits in what we do. If you're into S & M, so be it. But using this ill-conceived product as described could be the beginning of physical and medical issues that could limit oral satisfaction permanently. And imagine what it does to the top? Think he wants to lose sensation and all feeling at the head of his dick? Pass on this one guys.
First there was Take It Bitch, our numero UNO silicone lube that relaxes your hole. Now we've got Suck It Bitch…designed to make DEEP throatin' a FATTIE easier. Takin' his cock all the way to the BALLS means you gotta have some help with the GAG reflex…and that's what Suck It Bitch does. Benzocaine is the numbing agent…fast acting…and designed to lessen your natural reflex…so you can suck LONGER…DEEPER. Just squirt this mint spray on the back of your throat before the face fuckin' marathon begins! Get it ONLY at the Fort.
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Bravo. The health implications are clearly the strongest argument against this type of product. But here's another -- they take away some of the pleasure of sucking cock! I tried one, once, to see if it might enhance my throating. Nope. Worse, it numbed me to the taste of flesh and precum, and desensitized me to the peak engorgement of a cock about to shoot. No, thank you.